The dream goes thus...
An evil megalomaniac has taken over large parts of the Australian outback and built a secret military industrial complex with the (obvious, come on folks!) intention of 'taking over the world' in some involved method which I never quite work out.
James Bond is called in to foil this dastardly plan. Unfortunately he is not up to the job so his trusty side kick is needed (me... yes it goes down hill from here.) I never quite get a full 00 certification as my character can never remember it... and I keep blowing my cover by not remembering my name either... My name is 'Dave' or is it 'Steve' or ... er .... 'Bob?'
Does not quite sound right for a secret agent but nay mind.
Well the evil genius of Oz meets a sticky end due the application of exploding ear wax and toxic chewing gum... James Bond gets the girl and and I get banged up by the local bobbies for handling dodgy substances... C'est la vie...
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