How Tolkein could have written LOTR... But did not, thank god!

My dream a few nights back would have intrigued the Hobbit Meister considerably... Well maybe.

I was playing the role of this wizard, you see. I was part of a heroic band of adventurers who were, er, escorting a group of misunderstood orcs across the grassy plains to the safety of the nearby mountain range.

The trouble was that a bunch of aggressive horsemen kept molesting the poor orcs and I guess I felt a bit sorry for the little blighters.

So, even thought the lead warrior in the party was a bit upset about it, I had to use my wizardly powers to protect said goblins.  I think I succeeded but woke up at the points the trees started to talk.... Thank heaven for that...

Invasion of the (semi annoyed) undead masses...

Last nights dream is mildly disturbing.

I get invited to attend a presentation at a major technology companies secret facility buried deep in the English countryside.  The place is a ultra-modern complex, shiny and new.

Then it goes a bit wrong. I switch viewpoint to be another character in the dream. I am aware that 'I' am not this person but hey ho the dream continues as if I were. (weirdness like this is common in my dreams)

I sneak out of the rather dull presentation and find myself in a supermarket.  I proceed to the freezer section and lo and behold I discover what happens to employees of this company if they should be unfortunate enough to die in service.... hmm?

But being a Technoloogy organisation they have arranged for 'life after death' ... but there were a few bugs in the process. The resulting 'semi-defrosted' former employees are wandering round the car-park but unable to get back to their desks and are feeling rather frustrated with the situation.  It is a hot summer day and things are starting to smell...

I was unable to resolve the issue as I woke up. Thank god for that....