New dream - Exploding bathrooms and other dodgy plumbing effects

Well its been a little while since I've had a decent dream.

So here it is folks...

I was on this day trip to Bristol where the Church of England were trying to tell us all about the theological implications of proposed changes to the water flows in the Avon gorge ... Maybe fonts would overflow? Can not remember the details fortunately.

And then I was liberating Italy from Nazi tyranny ... The Italian army gave up fighting me and joined up with the allies... the americans were late (?!) but turned up in the end and saved the day.  Atleast I was on the right side for once.

And then I woke up to the sound of exploding water pipes in my bathroom. I rushed out of my bedroom and  hurried to find the stop tap thingie... Only to realise that, actually, I had not woken up and that this was still part of my dream...

Obviously caused by the water flow alterations down in Bristol.

Then I woke up... I think?

Dream Journal Alert! - James Bonds latest sidekick saves the world with exploding ear wax

I have had another one.

The dream goes thus...

An evil megalomaniac has taken over large parts of the Australian outback and built a secret military industrial complex with the (obvious, come on folks!) intention of 'taking over the world' in some involved method which I never quite work out.

James Bond is called in to foil this dastardly plan. Unfortunately he is not up to the job so his trusty side kick is needed (me... yes it goes down hill from here.) I never quite get a full 00 certification as my character can never remember it... and I keep blowing my cover by not remembering my name either... My name is 'Dave' or is it 'Steve' or ... er .... 'Bob?'

Does not quite sound right for a secret agent but nay mind.

Well the evil genius of Oz meets a sticky end due the application of exploding ear wax and toxic chewing gum... James Bond gets the girl and and I get banged up by the local bobbies for handling dodgy substances... C'est la vie...